"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
- Margaret Mead
"When everythings coming your way -- Your in the wrong lane."
- Anonymous
"Life is like a sewer, what you put into it, is what you get out of it."
- Tom Lehrer
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today, it's already tomorrow in Austrailia
- Charles M. Schulz
"There is a light at the end of every tunnel, let's just hope it's not a train."
- Anonymous
"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door!"
- Anonymous
"Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present."
- Anonymous
"If at frist you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you."
- Henry Youngman
1 comment:
Those pretty much made me laugh out loud!
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